At first I was bemused, then I found this. to be honest though, iyt's all pretty fucked up.

"Use duct tape to represent what God created sex for. Put the tape on a hairy arm while talking, then rip it off unexpectedly. It’s painful. Repeat the process two more times with different people. As the stickiness of the tape wears off, so does the pain associated with pulling it off.

God created all sexual activity (not merely intercourse) to bond two people together, to hold two people tight in a marriage. The more we engage in sexual ways with different people before we are married, the greater the risk that sexual bonding will not hold our marriage together. The reality is sexual play now, divorce later."
Tony Silvestri, junior high pastor, First Evangelical Free Church, Fullerton, Calif.


More beautiful gems including ones involving ladders, paper tubing and a live goldfish.

So shitty!!